★ the complete reference (01/09/2026) ☆

shout-out to the igit in a f-150 that brake checked me yesterday because they were offended i tried to pass them even though they were hoggin' up the left lane. back of your truck is probably fucked and my car is already fixed like it never even happened because the love of my life is a super sweet and talented mechanic!

anyhow, happy new year. it is a new year. yay!